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Lord Pollington

By on March 8, 2010

Lord Pollington

Lord Pollington is the mascot of Unlikely Voter. He is a chicken, but prefers to mumble that in attempted Latin. He looks down on America’s frivolous popular sovereignty, and thinks our country would be better off if we were to crown him Caesar.

However he finds the concept of scientific polling fascinating enough that he descended to join the effort at Unlikely Voter. He is expected to be the site’s harshest critic.

Would-be site trolls be warned: It is Lord Pollington who metes out punishment, and he comes from a tradition which includes the sentence of hanging, drawing, and quartering.